pigeonsatan:

orbitars:

how to summon pigeon satan:

• draw pentagram
• sprinkle bread crumbs over pentagram

ＦＯＯＬＩＳＨ ＭＯＲＴＡＬ ＤＯ ＹＯＵ ＲＥＡＬＬＹ ＴＨＩＮＫ… ＩＳ ＴＨＡＴ ＢＲＥＡＤ

(via astrobit)

homestinks:

there are two kinds of audio posts, whatcha say and that ha-ha song

(Source: comb-rave, via bacon-sama)

maxfuckingbemis:

i’m so confused about penises

like where do you put them

do they just hang there

do they just flop everywhere when you walk

what do you do with them when you poop

does it get annoying

these are serious questions i want to know

(via roret)

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literallysame:

pizzaforpresident:

unophishal:

justinjewmanji:

crystalmath2:

Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe

I’m so tempted to make a music video to this

I SCREAMED AND NOW IMG FUCKING CRHYING OH MYN fgoD

FUCK

(Source: mybuddykeiths-choice-ass, via teaisthebeesknees)

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kamen-rider-equine:

hardboiledandwutnot:

mass-destruction:

shooptastic:

dignified-toddle:

why is the entire world not investing in this 

this is such a good investment why the fuck

guys this is good idea

omg i could probably get from new orleans to chicago in like, 15 minutes as opposed to 150 minutes

…..HOLY SHIT

YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

WE COULD ALL FINALLY MEET EACH OTHER

HOLY SHIT BALLS

O_O

 

(Source: videohall, via sarah-the-slayer)